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Briefly, a bag can be used to carry things. But let’s not repair in the simplicity of that statement. Being Cuban you feel the huge need to carry things, therefore, to carry bags. Note that I say being Cuban and not just Cuban. Perhaps that serves to establish my starting point.
An empty bag is a body with a void soul. Be known that the bag also embodies symbolic prosperity, even real, while it may represent the opposite. This point depends on the filling level of the bag or bags. To explain better: A person with an overflowing bag will wake the envy of his observers, whereas the empty bag will not encourage anything but disdain. I want to clarify that the above symbolic or real prosperity also depends on the cost in money of the contents of the bag, that is, one who possesses a bag heaping of trifles bought at a self-employed stand will be a laughingstock if stand next to him who has in his possession a bag half full of goodies bought in the convertible pesos market, yet the first being a knight from head to toe and the second a full jerk, even being the usefulness of the content of the first higher than the second.
In accordance with what’s been said, we are able, then, to establish the next relation: symbolic or real prosperity embodied by the bag is directly proportional to the cost of their content, assuming that the cost inevitably means a regent magnitude with respect to the filling level . Who wish to consider a formula should consider that if you take to the prosperity and the cost as independent variables, the last variable is the only quantifiable in the relationship outlined, so that a calculation in numerical terms is impossible.
Although I would declare that I am at best a lousy mathematician. With great difficulty, out of me you would get a sensible man would at certain times. But despite my momentary sense condition, demand that you embrace my words seriously. I think even a full time fool enjoys the right to express themselves and benefiting from this nonsense seriously. Recall that many politicians or people from higher entities have been or are exceptional fools.
Pardon me the deviation, I remember my sense operates at times. What fatality for me! The fatality- back to the subject in focus- which should resemble the unfortunate moment that you do not have a bag. Consider the piece of cake at a birthday deposed in deferred gifts or left in the abandoned food on the restaurant table. Who doubts the relevance of a bag. The bag itself synthesizes the utility, and utility is a human creation. In all human creation human properties are transferred. If the bag is, somehow, synthetic utility, it will be so the unfailing human properties transferred. Otherwise, the bag would not exist. How to move simplicity to an object with human properties?
Laugh at me if you will; Call me uncouth, crazy, and fool. Believe if you wish, I authored exclusive nonsense. But first, please perform the following operation. Take a bag and extend your arms forward at about the height of your eyes; open it. Of all that scope to see, note how it fits. I understand better if you run this exercise looking at the horizon, when you see the big piece of it covering her open bag. I look forward to that after that, I dare you to admonish me because the height of my fury gets as high as the Everest when they refuse to give me one bag at a store, my hands get cramps hands to bring a frozen product after purchase and the clerk tells me with a monstrous indifference, provocatively, in short, with a dependent indifference, he ran out of bags. My flood scrawny, yes, compared to the dimension that should reach my insult. Finally, know that I write each letter with the upmost respect.
Fictitious letter to a store management
There is currently a shortage of plastic bags to take your purchases home in Cuban stores
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